worst named Texas city?

I have always made fun of Texas cities that start with THE, as in The Colony and The Woodlands. But it never occurred to me the worst named one has AND in it, sort of like Truth or Consequences, NM. I encountered it at 2:00 a.m. on a roadtrip along Hwy 105, population 1,098. (105 is, btw, a 2-lane highway with a 75 mph speed limit. Jousting! Just insane.) How do they avoid kids getting suspended at school by mentioning gun-related (or knife-related) violence? [Alan Childress]