“Worst Pun of All Time?”

So debates the University of Pennsylvania blog on language (though their commenters’ pedantic debate is over whether it is a mondegreen not a pun), at this link, with hat tip to Minor Wisdom.  It even beats something I said in the fifth grade when Mrs. White taught us things about Oktoberfest:  I replied, “You can lederhosen to water but you can’t make them shrink.”  [Alan Childress]