I Cry in My Room When Mommy and Daddy Fight

In the never-ending (and never-interesting, to the rest of us) football rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan, today’s Pyhrric victory belongs to the Buckeyes:  top-rated high school QB Terrelle Pryor chose OSU over Michigan.  This will no doubt please Nancy Rapoport and disappoint Jeff Lipshaw, both fanatics, respectively.  [Alan Childress]