Multivariate Techniques of Feline Epidermal Extraction

Posted by Alan Childress
Just why is there more than one way to skin a cat?  I think one methodology is more than necessary.  The necessity of alternatives escapes me.  Either the first few methods were thought to stand improvement, or–worse–alternatives refers not to procedure as such but rather varying statuses of the cat (live, semi-conscious, dead, etc.) at the time of skinning.  Perhaps at this point I am beating a dead horse.  Can’t say I see the efficacy of that either–I guess to show the other horses you mean business?  They might clue into that from the mere fact you are standing over a dead horse.